I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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