Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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