The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
cat food counts as protein by the way
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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