white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You almost got us killed.
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