that's an acceptable place to lick
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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