My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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