I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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