I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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