Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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