I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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