And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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