Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Randomize