I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
COCAINE IS GR8
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