Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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