...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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