he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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