Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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