So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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