hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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