I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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