Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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