how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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