Porn is love you can see.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I currently don't understand fingers.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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