Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Even my vagina gasped.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Mom said you looked used
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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