Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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