white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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