Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she was so not down for the gang bang
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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