I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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