I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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