She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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