:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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