"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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