i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
