D3 body, D1 cock
i would punch a child for taco bell
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
time to smoke my breakfast
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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