Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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