Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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