Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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