But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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