You smell like stripper and shame
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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