Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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