using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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