Christians are straight up FREAKS
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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