you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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