ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I need a beard to bite.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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