exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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