why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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