Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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