i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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