I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
vagina is talking i cant
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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