bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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