i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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