Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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