i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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