Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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